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How Petty Are You?
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The 5 possible results
Every answer nudges you toward one of these. Here is what each one means.
Elite petty
You hold grudges with archival support and a long time horizon. Nothing is forgotten, everything is filed, and the response arrives whenever it will be most effective.
Reliably petty
You would say you are not petty. Your answers disagree.
Situationally petty
You mostly let things go, and then occasionally you do not. What survives is usually the deliberate stuff: accidents get forgiven, choices get remembered.
Barely petty
You forget slights faster than most people process them. Occasionally something lands hard enough to stay, but it does not turn into a plan.
Not petty at all
No grudges, no receipts, no quiet retaliation. Either you have done a lot of work on yourself or you have an extremely short memory, and both produce the same peaceful result.
About this assessment
Frequently Asked Questions
Am I petty?
Answer the 10 situations honestly (the favour from someone who wronged you, the screenshots, the stolen parking space) and the petty test places you on five levels, from not petty at all to elite petty. It is a fun quiz, not a diagnosis.
What does the How Petty Are You? measure?
The mature response is available. Whether you take it. Fun test. Entertainment only, no judgement offered and none implied.
How is this test scored and how long does it take?
This test contains 10 questions and takes about 2 minutes to complete. All scoring runs instantly in your browser with zero sign-up.
Are my responses and results kept private?
Yes, 100% private. All calculations happen entirely inside your web browser. Your answers never leave your device and are never stored on any server.
Is this a clinical or medical diagnosis?
No. MindType tests are created for self-reflection, personal insight, and education. They do not constitute clinical, psychiatric, or psychological diagnosis.
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