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How Brain Rotted Are You?
What the feed has done to you.
How this is scored
Fun test. Entertainment only. It is scored by a fixed rule, so the same answers always give the same result, but it is not measuring your attention and it is not a cognitive assessment of any kind. The attention span test is the serious version of this question.
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The 5 possible results
Every answer nudges you toward one of these. Here is what each one means.
Fully rotted
The feed is not somewhere you visit, it is the room you live in. Sentences arrive pre-shortened, slow things are unwatchable, and it has been a while since you finished a thought without an interruption.
Significantly rotted
You can still hold a thread, you just rarely ask yourself to. Anything with a slow opening gets skipped, and the phone has become the default thing your hand does when nothing else is happening.
Moderately rotted
Normal for anyone alive right now. Attention holds for things you actually want and evaporates for things you merely intended, and the scroll fills the gaps rather than the main event.
Lightly rotted
Some erosion at the edges, nothing structural. You still read the long thing, still sit through the slow opening, and mostly put the phone down when you meant to.
Suspiciously intact
Either you have kept real control of your attention or you answered this the way you would like to be. Both are respectable.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does the How Brain Rotted Are You? measure?
What the feed has done to you. Fun test. Entertainment only. It is scored by a fixed rule, so the same answers always give the same result, but it is not measuring your attention and it is not a cognitive assessment of any kind. The attention span test is the serious version of this question.
How is this test scored and how long does it take?
This test contains 10 questions and takes about 2 minutes to complete. All scoring runs instantly in your browser with zero sign-up.
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Is this a clinical or medical diagnosis?
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